THE AFFAIR
Submitted by Doss K., Gladstone, OR
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and didn't wake up until dinnertime.
The man hurriedly dressed and as he left his lovers home he took time to rub his shoes in the grass and dirt and squeezed some more onto the cuffs of his chinos.
Once home, he strode casually into the kitchen to hear his wife demand;
'Where have you been?'
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon at her place.'
She looked down at his pants and shoes and said:
'You lying bastard!'
'You've been out playing golf!'
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and didn't wake up until dinnertime.
The man hurriedly dressed and as he left his lovers home he took time to rub his shoes in the grass and dirt and squeezed some more onto the cuffs of his chinos.
Once home, he strode casually into the kitchen to hear his wife demand;
'Where have you been?'
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon at her place.'
She looked down at his pants and shoes and said:
'You lying bastard!'
'You've been out playing golf!'
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