NEVER CHEAT ON A WOMAN HOLDING A 3 IRON
Police received a domestic dispute and are called to a home where they find a woman holding a bloody three iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asked, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman. "He's been unfaithful to me with the female golf pro at our country club"
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman began to sob, dropped the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times... just put me down for a five "
"Yes" says the woman. "He's been unfaithful to me with the female golf pro at our country club"
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman began to sob, dropped the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times... just put me down for a five "
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