HOW A BEGGAR SAVED A GOLFER
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking beggar who asked him for a twenty dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted a $20 and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the beggar said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend it on wild women?"
"I haven't had sex in I don't know how long"
The man said, "Well, I'm *not* going to give you twenty dollars. Instead, I 'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The beggar was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf and sex."
The man took out his wallet, extracted a $20 and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the beggar said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend it on wild women?"
"I haven't had sex in I don't know how long"
The man said, "Well, I'm *not* going to give you twenty dollars. Instead, I 'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The beggar was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf and sex."
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