FIRST TEE JITTERS
A guy on the golf course is starting to go thru his pre-shot routine when he hears this loud voice from the Pro Shop intercom; "WILL THE GENTLEMAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE PLEASE MOVE TO THE MEN'S TEE."
He looks around and everyone's staring at him. He steps back from the ball and restarts his routine. Again the voice says, "WILL THE GENTLEMAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE PLEASE STEP BACK TO THE MEN'S TEE."
He looks around again, steps away from his ball, and restarts his routine. He's interrupted by the voice one more time, "WILL THE GENTLEMAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE PLEASE STEP BACK TO THE MEN'S TEE."
He step's back from the ball and yells back, "WILL THE GENTLEMAN WITH THE MICROPHONE SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN TAKE MY SECOND SHOT!"
He looks around and everyone's staring at him. He steps back from the ball and restarts his routine. Again the voice says, "WILL THE GENTLEMAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE PLEASE STEP BACK TO THE MEN'S TEE."
He looks around again, steps away from his ball, and restarts his routine. He's interrupted by the voice one more time, "WILL THE GENTLEMAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE PLEASE STEP BACK TO THE MEN'S TEE."
He step's back from the ball and yells back, "WILL THE GENTLEMAN WITH THE MICROPHONE SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN TAKE MY SECOND SHOT!"
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